Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Poetry Slam Finals

Hello, I finally decided to make a post on Poetry Slam, in which we nearly totally got whooped. =D

Ah well it took place I think last Friday? at the school auditorium. I think the only boy teams who got into the finals were from RI, ACS(B), SJI and Bedok North or something. But the girls got St. Nick's Bimbos (7 teams WTF), PLMGS Bimbos, and a few other schools. =.= I mean, I wasn't there for the prelims, but gratz to the 2 RI teams that got to the finals: Wang Jia Xing and Teo Ren Jie. *Claps* Sadly, Edmond blundered in the first round, so they dropped out, and then only Ren Jie got through, all the way to the finals.

You know how many people would think emo is the new trend nowadays? The judges seemed not to know that... and they gave like freaking high scores to the St. Nick's teams sheesh. They seem super high la, those people. I personally think the judges judges on how they felt about the TEAMS, not the POEMS. I mean, look at it la. The happy high poems got super high scores, so I concluded that the emo poems failed to please the judges (and in turn, get high scores). And I think they only wanted to see bimbotism. Bimbs. Sheesh. Some of the POEMS that should have gone through didn't... sadly. Poems are supposed to be judged based on the emotions, the usage of language, the expression of feelings. Didn't look like it was being judged like that.

Jared has this really freaky laughter, and I'm quite sure all the girls can do is copy others. I mean, right after we gave Ren Jie's team a standing ovation for getting into the final round, their group was announced and then they gave their group a standing ovation. =.= What's more, right after Jared's evil laugh poem, they went on stage and this their own evil laugh poem (which sucks compared to Jared's, btw). And I think we found out where their bimbotismic attitudes come from le: their teachers! Haha.

Even so, I guess the winning team did deserve what they got: I'm guessing they put in a large amount of effort for the competition, so no grudges there. But look above, and see my griping and moaning and whatever.

So next year's poetry slam course of action for RI is basically this: FORGET about all the emo shit, and start thinking of happy lines and ideas for poems. What's more, we must ACT LIKE BIMBS. Or else RI won't get high scores D=

Koped from Mike's blog:

Ahman: WHEN I SAE PAOTRAE YAOU SAY SLAAAIM! PAOTRAE --
Shek: Suck my b****s.

Lol.

What to post?

Ok I shall just post some random stuff xD. Mr. Koh talked about the science mentorship programme today, and I found it to be quite interesting actually. Maybe I should go... if anyone's willing to form a group with me haha. Not to mention today's assembly about International Coastal Cleanup. Should be an interesting outing for the cohort, and haha I think I'm going to be stationed with the bright orange tees at the dumping ground. =D Slacka!

Sheesh would someone come up with ideas on what to post... maybe I'll do one on Poetry Slam. A short one about the bimbotism of St. Nick's Girls. Yup. But what else?! TELL ME. T_T

Monday, August 27, 2007

Assholes All

This post is specially dedicated to the assholes Joshua Chia, Joshua Suwe and Ryan Tan. For doing something I'll not be likely to forget anytime soon.

You thinking stealing someone's stuff is damn fun you wait till someone steals yours la. My soccer ball you go put in a fucking toilet bowl, and my shoes you dirty them AND spoil them by putting them underneath a fucking pipe and next to a fucking fire hydrant under two fucking dirty slabs of stone. Bitches.

Watch out, fags.

1 Day Later

Ok. We resolved it le. So kindly shut whatever crap is coming out, if there has been any. Thanks very much =D

Thursday, August 23, 2007

RA Application PHAIL

Haiz. I want to go for RA Bio. But my bliddy percentage is too bliddy low. Boohoo. So I guess I'll just have to DO MY BEST for the EOYs, and maybe I'll pull my science scored high enough =D

GO RA BIO!

The Final Outcome

Ok. Here it is. The one you all have been waiting for (or maybe not). HOUSE CARN 2 FINAL RESULTS (or at least the events I participated in)! OMGWTFBBQ wOOt.

Ok. Soccer first then: Teng Chuan was sick. As in injured. So yours truly stepped up to fill in the gap between the posts. And I hope I did a commendable, if not a darn good job. You read my previous post, didn't you? Well, for the benefit of those who actually didn't (F5), I'll just recap a bit: Hullett and Morrison fielded overage players (but we already beat Morrison so who cares). So, they have to replay all the matches they won or drew, which meant Hullett replays all of them! First up: Buckley. 2 goals on each half made the scoreline a comfortable 3-1 to Buckley (and made us damn happy too la). Because... if Hullett lost to Buckley, then we only needed to draw with Hullett for an assured first place! Put on Pang's lucky gloves and waited between the posts... and it finally started.

Personally I think we crowded out their attack, but they did have some good chances. Once a through-ball somehow made it's way to Zi Heng and Zi Xuan was supporting him. And I had no defenders holy cow. But lol thankfully Zi Heng's dribbling is n00b shit and when he pushed it too far ahead I just dived for the ball. =D But other than that they merely had a couple a' weak shots at goal. Except for Alvin's bottom corner shot which I was thankfully quick enough to get to. But sheesh my goal kicks sucked like crap la... I think I'm still kicking the ball rugby style. As in sideways, which results in some SICK outswing. And also lands it outside the field. =.= MUST IMPROVE. But yea we had a few goal chances too, albeit a scoreless game. TOP SPOT TO MOOR SOCCER.

Ok. Softball second then: We were short on people for softball, so I chionged to the diamond almost immediately after our celebrations abated. Luckily Bayley and Morrison's match was halfway through when the rain started so they had to continue. Acutally as long as we didn't concede more than 6 runs we would have been assured 1st place, because Bayley beat Morrison with like a damn high scoreline which I can't remember o0. If it's a tie then the positions would be decided using runs conceded what! Anyway we were playing like noob crap in the first two innings... T_T And we conceded 3 runs in the first inning T_T But thankfully we kept a clean sheet during the second inning, partly because of noob hitting, and partly because of pro catching haha.

Then the magick resurfaced. xD Last inning: Wei Hao got a run, Mirza got a home run. And we were 2 down. Up stepped Ken Min, but he didn't do anything zzz. Morrison were cowards and decided to give him a walk. I wonder who batted next... OH RIGHT. Me! =D Ming Chan is a damn freaky pitcher la. He like smiles at you perversely, then he looks away (like he's thinking how to own you), then he looks back and smiles again. Then he pitches... way over the head of the batter! LOL. I guess I screwed up on my second bat... I swung, missed the ball, and knocked the stupid helmet off my head. It's a bit big la. But never mind. Ming Chan screwed up his third pitch (I think the way to overcome his freakyness is to smile freakily back at him, which is what I did xD). And then he pitched again... ... ... ... ... ... AND I HIT THE BALL! wOOt! So I ran. Then I stopped, coz someone almost got the ball. But he fumbleleled! And I got my happy arse to 2nd base. =) Kym is like damn pessimistic can? At first he was like: I never expected you to hit the ball. Then when I said I did, he was like: Don't worry you won't make it to home base. Stephen was batting then right, so I was saying: Tennis player ok! Then he crapped: Ya, but tennis racket is a BIT bigger then softball bat right? LOL. Anyway it looked like Kym would be right OHNO. Coz Stephen missed his first swing boohoo. Then he was like smirking at me... until Ming Chan decided to be charitable and give Stephen a DAMN NICE BALL. I wonder what he did with it... oh right. HE SMACKED IT DAMN FAR OUT (ok maybe not so far out)(but still). So Ken Min ran, I ran, Stephen ran. Ken Min got a run, I got a run. 4 RUNS IN ONE INNING, so mercy rule applied (this also meant that Stephen couldn't get a home run sadly). HAHA IN YOUR FACE KYM. And anyway... Jasdeep can't boast about the Bayley match, coz I got a winning run too HAHAHHA.

4-3 seems to be our lucky scoreline la. 4-3 against Bayley, 4-3 against Morrison... hmm. Anyway I had a crap load of fun during the events I participated in. =D And I made some good achievements too.. TOP SPOT TO MOOR SOFTBALL.

A double gold for Moor, a double gold for me xD.

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Moor Imbaness!

Moor OWNED at House Carn 2. =D

Ok, House Carn 2 had 6 sports right? Tennis, basketball, softball, soccer, hockey, and one more. Hmm. What was that other one? Oh right. Rugby, but it's played on another day so there.

Tennis and basketball were cancelled because of the horrible weathers that day. The courts were so wet zzz how to play la. So instead of going for basketball (lucky me) I went for either soccer or softball. And, I'm happy to say, we OWNT. Ownt being total ownage.

Three sports to talk about... which should I start with? Oh well let's just do the one which I went for first: Softball! We trounced Buckley 4-0 in the first match, with yours truly striking someone out! w00t. I mean, they had what, ONE softballer. And the rest of the team were just a weird mix of CCAs. Therefore we progressed into the round robin stage, together with Bayley and Morrison. We scraped through against Bayley (scoreline was 4-3) haha. I got out at one hmph. Hit it too weakly and the stupid first base guy got the ball and tagged me out before I could even run. Shoulda done what Teoh says MLB players do. Once they know they're out they just drop the bat and walk off! Act cool haha. But anyway the game went our way, and I know you won't believe me but I'll say it anyway: Jasdeep won the winning run! HOLY. xD Good job guys. Then the rain started again. Damnit. Morrison and Bayley were drawing 3-3 and our match against Morrison was postponed. D= But yea I guess we won't flunk Morrison. Go Moor Softball!

Soccer up next. It's a sad story la... NOT. We lost the first match 1-2 to Hullett, but we got through the rest with 1-0 scorelines 'cept for the 1-1 draw with Bayley xD. Good job guys. Second place! But there's even better news: Hullett and Morrison fielded overage players!! Seeing as we already beat Morrison, this basically meant we got a second chance against Hullett. Haha, but the rain started and it got postponed. Lol Hullett have to replay all their matches (They won 3 drew 1). Go Moor Soccer!

Finally Hockey. I really can't say much about this one, seeing as I wasn't there to witness anything. All I have are some vague rumours that we are second place or something like that. But still. Go Moor Hockey!

Now all we have to do is wait for the postponed matches and the rest of the sports... GO MOOR!

Addition to original post:

Rugby was played on the 21st of August, Thursday. I had a damn good day for rugby haha. Scored a total of eight tries, and perfected my sidestep and spin techniques w00t. You wanna know the irony of it all? Moor got last place =.= We lost 3-1 to Bayley (try by me). The ref for Bayley sucked by the way. I got my hand on Syafiq's tag and then he knocks my hand away. Zzz. We beat Morrison 3-2 (tries by me and Russel). We lost to Buckley 6-4 (all tries by me). We lost to Hullett 6-1 holy shit (try by me). Sadly during the Hullett match I lost my cool coz the ball almost never got to me. Zzz. Hullett are bloody cheaters can? Russel is like chionging towards a try, then suddenly one of them step in front of him and get knocked down. And the ref gives them a free pass WATURF?! Suxorz. Anyway I had fun. And I proved to Cal that I'm not a piece of n00b shit.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

NOOOO. SO FAST!

Holy COW. Tomorrow RE Presentations ALREADY?! Time flies so fast when you're having fun. NAAAT. Anyway I'm chionging the PowerPoint slides NOW. About half a day before the REAL presentation starts. =.= This is so scrood!

Okay, an update seems to be in order. We have done our report DRAFT. We have done our surveys. We are trying to crap up a guidebook of sorts. We have NOT done the interview (which is optional so who cares). And now it's the PRESENTATION?! We're hardly READY!!!! F5. DIEDIEDIE.

P.S. Sorry for the overwhelming optimism of this and the previous post. I just seem to be in such high spirits. xD

House Carn 2: The Preparation.

OMG!!! So fast already House Carn 2... it's tomorrow lol. I wonder why An Zhen chose to schedule the trials for all of the events ONE DAY before the actual thing? Hmm...

Anyway, I went for the basketball and soccer trials today... and I got in for basketball! Ok... so maybe not really got in. More of a nobody-signed-up-so-automatic-first-team-place kinda thing... Does that count as getting in? But anyway, I really don't see much point in going for the basketball tourney. We'll be licked anyways. (Don't think of anything else but losing, sickos) Only 2 basketballers and only 1 team player!!! OHMG. Die la. Then there is Joel and some 2C guy but all the rest are sec 1s! Die la. What's more, the other teams have like at least 4 basketballers? Die la. Haha An Zhen's strategy is to just pass the ball to the basketballers and hope they score while we defend and hope the other team don't score. =.=

Now for the soccer trials. I had a damn lot of fun can? Made this lovely string of saves. Against Malays some more (we all know how pro they are). So hopefully I have a first team place tomorrow. Or else I'll just have fun warming the bench and thank God that I'm not letting in any goals. xD Nah I'd really love to be playing... And since Moor soccer has a so much higher chance than Moor basketball... Well you get the point. Anyway I hope we win! (Seeing as C-Div basketball also not much hope le. Unless the other teams all somehow get food poisoning. Hmm.)

WELL. Good luck to all competitors from Moor in tomorrow's House Carn 2. Must win hor, or else Moor not first place le. =( Haiz I'm still wondering whether to go for BBALL. Or SOCCER. Comments, anyone?

OMGOMGOMG Breaking news!!! Rye signed me up for softball LOL. I wonder which I should choose now... Hmm. Too bad I not Naruto... do the Shadow Clone Jutsu then go for all! W00t. But the point is. I CAN'T do the Shadow Clone Jutsu or whatshit. So... WHICH ONE?

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Thanks Cal. Sorry bout today.

Haha. I punched Cal today. Coz of him, like the whole of RI Sec 2 and maybe some others knew about you know what (if you don't read below, dumbass). Then the assholes in my Malay class had to rub it in. So I guess he deserves it anyway. But ya I did it rashly so here I am apologizing.

By the way, Cal's apology on his blog is damn charming la (I'm not being sarcastic here):

Thanks for it, mate. =D

Really you should try harder instead of playing paper ball tennis. xD I mean, you could really do quite well if you put some effort into it. But dude, even I was mugging math while waiting for you to finish and in the end you didn't! So yea just jiayou and you'll do well. Or at least you won't be retained. Cheers!

P.S. You know how Maas reacted when Assim went back to his seat after today's assembly?! She was like, "Ohh.. Good job Assim! (Raises thumb) (Claps) (Smiles scarily)" Brrr... And she let slip the EOY question to 2P. It WAS supposed to be "What are the differences in prejudice between TKAM and MoV." But now it has to be changed... D: Haha she only realised when she saw people scribbling on their paper: EOY Question -- ...

Monday, August 13, 2007

Back to School

Nat Day holidays over lez. (Lousy grammar) But I had fun lol.

8th August --

We tried to go back to Tao Nan, but apparently the school has become a bit too paranoid in protecting the kids and now even alumni have to register to visit teachers! Waturf?

Moreover, when we finally managed to get in it was like, deserted la. Only managed to see 2 teachers; the rest were supposedly in a meeting... Met up with the other Taonanites (only 16?!) before trooping off to Macs for lunch. (Kai, Ying, Sal, Joey, D.Loh, Xin Xuan, JX, BeiQing, Chels, Cal, Wendy, Jeremy, Dom, Xuan and Tiong) I think the whole place was looking at us. What else do you expect from a bunch of kids who haven't seen each other in, erm, 6 months? Noise la. Lots of it.

Then the inevitable parting came: the pang-sehers went to Tiong's/Jeremy's house (circle the correct option) to play Xbox/PS2 (refer to above), while the others went to Kembangan to get rackets and play badminton! =D I am classified under others (D.Loh, XX, Joey, Chels, Kai, Ying, Sal, Me, Dom, YuXuan). Cal stole my socca ball. D=

Badminton was DAM fun. Lol. I think I improved. Hopefully I did xD. My netting and smashes IMPROVED! After a while people got bored so ya Joey whipped out her handy cam and started taking pictures of us. o0. We only book from 3 to 4 lol. We played from 2.30 to what, 7? HAHA. Kai's rackets are damn heavy (I got muscle pain from gripping them 4 hours straight.)

I really miss Tao Nan lor. But they had to come up with the stupid registering thingie. D= Hopefully we can sneak in or something on Teacher's Day. Surely they can't refuse us then!