pb! (:

Yay Swift 55th Annual Track & Field Championships today haha. Ran 200m and got a new pb (: Still sucks, though. 27.39s. I met my end-of-June target ahahahaha. New target: 26.8s.

Let's see... who to congratulate... Firstly, Zhi Ming and Lee Guan for their 1st and 3rd (it should've been 2nd!) placings in the 1500m. Lee Guan, why didn't you protest! 4.28.88min (exactly the same ET with 2nd place). You stupid nice guy.

Secondly, Natalie Wee: Free 200m gold luh. 28.41s, no kick. Got another free medal waiting for you in 400m but oh no, you didn't want to run. Let others have a chance! You stupid nice gal. 800m tomorrow, no kick once again. Go run international luh! Good luck all the same; you won't need it.

And grats to me! Personal best of 27.39s, GONNA BREAK 27 BY THE END OF JUNE YEA. Don't stop me.

100m tomorrow; it's Open cat, so there's no chance of anything, except for improvement. Go for it yea. Sub 13 ftw.

WTHell.

How to make an ACS guy in 8 easy steps!

1. Get a large mould, preferably in a shape that's tall, with spiky hair and a nice stomach.

2. Fill the mould with the main ingredients: Acting cool, acting attitude, and acting poser.

3. Add five cups of sugar to ensure that your ACS guy is a sweet talker.

4. Add two cups of cheese so that he can come up with cheesy pick-up lines.

5. Sprinkle on some ability to attract females, but not too much. For maximum effect, add in seven alphabet pasta pieces, with the alphabets 'MGS' and 'SCGS'.

6. Empty an entire carton of laziness and bad grades into the mould. Mix well.

7. Drain the entire mixture of any intellectual ability whatsoever. He should be as dumb as possible.

8. Place the entire mixture in the oven, and bake at 1000 degrees celsius. Your ACS guy tastes best hot.

What. The. Hell. Agree with steps 6 and 7, though (:

What to blog about..?

(R) ' david second chance says:
gimme something to blog about :D

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
haha

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
you can blog about how hot kyle patrick is :D

(R) ' david second chance says:
uh

(R) ' david second chance says:
me not gay >_>

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
lol

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
you don't have to be gay to know he's hot:D

(R) ' david second chance says:
uh yea

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
haha

(R) ' david second chance says:
but you have to be gay to proclaim his hotness

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
no you don't!

(R) ' david second chance says:
uh

(R) ' david second chance says:
uhm

(R) ' david second chance says:
ehh

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
haha

(R) ' david second chance says:
lol

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
then you can blog about

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
hmm

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
i'm still being very entertained by the jap drama clips

(R) ' david second chance says:
lol

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
shirota yuu is a pretty good actor

(R) ' david second chance says:
uh

(R) ' david second chance says:
is that guy retarded

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
he's a murderer

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
:D

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
okay nevermind

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
he can sing!

(R) ' david second chance says:
but he's retarded!

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
no he's not

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
he's just freaky

(R) ' david second chance says:
ehh

(R) ' david second chance says:
ain't that nearly the same

(R) ' david second chance says:
lol

(R) ' david second chance says:
facebook is a great way to waste precious time

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
yeah

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
haha

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr3aBqfl44c

(R) ' david second chance says:
._.

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
okay this is something i do when i'm bored:D

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
you don't have to go to the links

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
only a few people i know put up with this and go to the links i provide:D

(R) ' david second chance says:
i'm at the link ><

(R) ' david second chance says:
haha

(R) ' david second chance says:
he can sing!

(R) ' david second chance says:
>_>

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
he can sing!

(R) ' david second chance says:
lol

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
the song is nice

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
he goes off a couple of times though

(R) ' david second chance says:
hahah

(R) ' david second chance says:
what song is it

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
it's a song he wrote for someone's wedding

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
there are like 2 names

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
for the song

(R) ' david second chance says:
mm right

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
i'm not sure what he called it

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
mienai kizuna

(R) ' david second chance says:
okay

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
i'm trying to remember the second title

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
:D

(R) ' david second chance says:
haha

(R) ' david second chance says:
training at 4! fun

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
haha

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
okay

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
kanshya no kimochi

(R) ' david second chance says:
righto

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
haha

(R) ' david second chance says:
which means..?

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
something along the lines of gratitude

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
like the feeling of gratitude

(R) ' david second chance says:
lol

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
mienai kizuna means

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
an unseen bond

(R) ' david second chance says:
okay

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
and he's good at the guitar!

(R) ' david second chance says:
hahaha

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
whee yeah you can blog about him:D

(R) ' david second chance says:
i shan't blog about him

(R) ' david second chance says:
i shall blog about your obsession with him ahahhahaha

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
lol

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
i'm not obsessed

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
with him

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
i was obsessed with the character he played in prince of tennis

(R) ' david second chance says:
uh

(R) ' david second chance says:
wait

(R) ' david second chance says:
i watch prince of tennis

(R) ' david second chance says:
wait

(R) ' david second chance says:
lemme relisten

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
huh

(R) ' david second chance says:
his voice >_<

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
haha

(R) ' david second chance says:
thinking

(R) ' david second chance says:
-.-

(R) ' david second chance says:
tezuka

(R) ' david second chance says:
righto

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
yeah

(R) ' david second chance says:
set

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
?

(R) ' david second chance says:
i shall copy and paste this convo in my blog

(R) ' david second chance says:
entertaining :D

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
haha

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
irght

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
*right

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
from which part

(R) ' david second chance says:
from the start haha

(R) ' david second chance says:
about my lack of ideas for blogging :D

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
it's one long conversation

(R) ' david second chance says:
yup

(R) ' david second chance says:
waste more of my readers' time

(R) ' david second chance says:
haha

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
lol

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
i have to defend him first

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
he's not retarded!

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
he's just lost a screw

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
or two

(R) ' david second chance says:
same difference (:

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
no it's not

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
it's kinda cool to a certain extent

(R) ' david second chance says:
O_O

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
it's cute(:

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
not cool

(R) ' david second chance says:
@_@

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
i take that back

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
cute:D

(R) ' david second chance says:
haha okayy

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
the bit where he's begging for forgiveness

(R) ' david second chance says:
uh

(R) ' david second chance says:
right

(R) ' david second chance says:
that was just dammmm random

(R) ' david second chance says:
yea!

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
yea?

(R) ' david second chance says:
um

(R) ' david second chance says:
yea as in

(R) ' david second chance says:
uh

(R) ' david second chance says:
yea, that was just damn random

(R) ' david second chance says:
lol

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
haha

(R) ' david second chance says:
i'm confusing myself

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
hehe

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
the bit where he's begging for forgiveness

(R) ' david second chance says:
?

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
then he looks up and goes "konno kanji?"

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
in that cute voice:D

(R) ' david second chance says:
lol

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
okay nevermind

(R) ' david second chance says:
hahahhaa

(#)Coming down the world turned over, says:
this is terribly random

(R) ' david second chance says:
yes, it is haha

LOL what an amusing convo. I was like, totally out of ideas on what to blog, and Darrell pops up! And gives me this *damn* funny convo. Thanks a lot haha.

Holidays Day 1

Was quite okay, I guess.

Training in the morning; I didn't train, because my stupid spikes aren't here yet. My spikes! >( But ohwell. Drills and that, but no running -.- At least I have spikes till Cal comes back from him Australian adventure (alliteration 8D).

After training... went to watch Made of Honor. It's seriously damn funny, and it's seriously damn cliched. You know how all those love stories are like each other? Same thing. Some guy's best friend finds a fiance, the guy realizes he likes his best friend (a girl), and he tries to get her back. Succeeds, duh. Go watch it, some parts are classic, some parts are funny, and some are just really really stupid. Bill is some guy who sleeps with different women everyday of the week. His best friend is a girl, but yea he's an immature playboy. But he realizes he loves his best friend (who incidentally asks him to be her maid of honor). So he matures lol.

But I'm giving you guys too much of a story here. Go watch it.

Sorry you couldn't be there, Kai and Ying. Go learn your Chinese and ace your exams :D


A short review:

To fully grasp the complexity of the poster for Made of Honor, there are a few things you're going to have to understand.

First, the plot: Are you familiar with the constant, one-sided longing for marriage that exists in all mixed-gender best friendships, and only materializes itself when one of the friends is getting married? Or have you seen My Best Friend's Wedding? Well, it's happened again! Dempsey's got to stop his best friend Michelle Monaghan from marrying someone less McDreamy. But in an exceptionally progressive move, Dempsey also must handle maid of honor duties, and smug grinning duties.

Second, the title: Patrick Dempsey is either a heroic firefighter or literally constructed of pure honor atoms harvested from heroic firefighters. That's the only way I can figure the clever play-on-words of Made of Honor makes any sense. I get the "maid of honor" reference, but how is he "made of honor"?

The tagline(s): Rather than admit that this is basically My Best Friend's Wedding, they're focusing on how funny it is that a man would be a bridesmaid. Forget all the progressive stuff I said earlier; it turns out that's the big joke. As for the "unbridaled" bit, we'll have to just pray that kind of witty wordplay is so pervasive in the script.

The man: Patrick Dempsey. He's over 40, has a thick wave of hair, a smile that lets you know he's screwing your girlfriend, and a desirability among women that rises parallel to their age/loneliness. Oh, and he's nicknamed McDreamy. What else do you need to know?

There you have it. Now you know why this is the single greatest movie poster ever created. I can't wait until the trailer, when we'll see how this arrogant hunk is somehow the one we're meant to root for. The only way he could be the underdog is if she's marrying half the cast of Ocean's Eleven.

It's here.

It's finally here! The June holidays... I'm bursting with excitement 8D

I know, there's a whole lot of projects. Actually, 14 to be exact. But still, it's a holiday. It means outings, and rest. A whole lot of rest. We all know we need it.

I have plans yay! And I'm finally going for B&J's; don't let me down hor! Tomorrow's the Arena finals, I'm going to support. Hope RI wins against NY [:

Oh man, Cal's damn emo now. He left his uniform in class when he went down, so he chionged back up to get it. But by then some bastard had stolen his handphone, wallet and mp3 with his $200 titanium earrings (earphones), which we all know mean a LOT to him. Hopefully he'll get it back, and the asshole who did this will seriously get screwed. Cheer up Cal, it isn't the end of the world.

What else to blab about... Ying! Are we going on Monday or not? Like around... 11+ to 1? Haha should be enough time for What Happens in Vegas luh. Seeya then.

I gotta go too; maybe I might be able to come back later.

Ta.

It's not over (yet)

But it will be soon. Tomorrow's the last day of school, and then it's a whole month of...

homework!

Joking [: A handful of outings here and there, my RESL project (fun!), and of course, training. Not to mention sleep. Great, pro, horribly required sleep.

Today was not that great. No day is that great, actually. 'Cept for someday next term.. but that's for then. Let's see. First period.. PE! Finally took my 2.4 after slacking for a really long time. Music is the <3, okay. Super useful! But my earphones kept getting loose -.- But oh yes, 11 flat (14 years old: <11.01) FULL MARKS FOR NAPFA (:

Math was just... boring. I stoned throughout it, I think. At least, I wasn't listening most of the time. Then Cheena. 2 words. Championship Manager LOL. Physics after recess; dumb practical. I think I screwed it, because Ms Huang said my gradient is shitty. But WHO CARES! (My parents, maybe) English was quick slack, we finished our SAP proposal, so yea just did a midway reflection.

Oh after school Wen Zheng was dammmm funny la. I have like, phlegm. And so my voice is like, quite low nowadays. Then Weng Hong was like, "Why is David's voice so low today?" I tried to say I had phlegm, but Wen Zheng just interrupted, "He's trying to act cool" and then he goes on to... uh... imitate me. By acting and talking like a total hippie dots.

Dramafeste auditions were okay, I guess. I hope I didn't screw up; couldn't act much because of the stupid stupid lack of props. And the script in one hand. But Anurak can be such a bitch sometimes. Theodore went out and I went to ask Theodore something, and Anurak is like, "Show your audition-ers some respect!" and I was like whatthehell. I'm asking an audition-er for something! Stooopid.

Soccer match was screwed up. Drew against 3H 0-0. We had so many attacks, but somehow we always lost possesion. I was playing outfield because there was a shortage of players; I hope I did okay. There was this one golden half-volley, and somehow it swerved just past the post. Damn. But seriously, we need to pass more; communicate more; look up more. Derek had a good game, so did Leeni (although he was really really lucky once). Nellie, we are so going to need to teach you one-touch passing and ramming. Wendy, take things more seriously! A joke here and there is good, but too much is too much. Deep, try and pass earlier; like, more passes might create more opportunities. But overall, I guess it was a good play. We dominated, we had the chances, we just couldn't convert them. But it does show the attacking strength of 3A. Ftw.

And now for some emoing. I feel like such a no-lifer nowadays. The only things I'm doing is playing soccer, sleeping, going to school, sleeping, going home, sleeping. I need to get out some more.

And why does I seem to be such a noob at everything? Studies, sports, people. I hate this.

Another random quiz

Yay kop-ed this off Joe's blog (: Thanks!

Name 20 people you can think of right now. Don't read the questions until you've named the 20 people. At the end of this,choose 5 people to do this.
1. Cal
2. Clement
3. Jasdeep
4. Beatrice
5. Benn
6. Wen Zheng
7. Wei Xuan
8. Joeline
9. Queenie
10. Henzel
11. Jerry
12. Natalie
13. Chelsea
14. Suwe
15. Wang Kwan
16. Michael Lee
17. Zac
18. Ying
19. Mush!
20. Do I count as someone?

how did you meet 14? (suwe)
1Q'06 <3

what would you do if you never met 1? (cal)
i'll be totally different, seriously.

what if 9 & 20 dated? (queenie & me)
uhm. no comment.

will 6 & 17 date? (wen zheng & zac)
no wayyyy. even if they're gay, wendy hates zac. for godknowswhat reason.

describe 3. (jasdeep)
damn loser, freaking irritating [:

is 8 attractive? (joeline)
eh. i guess she's okay la. no comments.

describe 7. (wei xuan!)
HE'S A TOTAL BIMBO! HE'S GAY TOO AHAHAHAHA.

do you know any of 12's family members? (nat)
um yes. her dad, her mom, her bro (who is quite irritating too).

what would you do if 18 confesses to you that he/she likes you? (ying)
uhm. it'd be damn awkward i guess. i'd give it a try? ._>

what language does 15 speak? (wang kwan)
chinese & english, what else?

who is 9 going out with? (queenie)
not anyone at the moment, i think haha.

how old is 16? (michael)
15 this year.

who is 2's fav band/singer? (clement)
i have NO idea! maybe i should ask him.

would you date 4? (beatrice)
uhm. how to answer this? yes, i guess so. don't suan me.

is 19 single? (mush)
i THINK so.

is 10's last name? (henzel)
kim haha he's korean! :D

would u ever be in a relationship with 11? (jech)
ehh me not gay okay!

school of 3?
raffles haha [:

where does 6 live?
new upper changi road, block something.

what is your fav thing of 5? (benn)
his whole being [: makes us all laugh (and want to cry sometimes).

have you ever seen 2 naked? (clement)
half-naked, yes. naked? NO FREAKING WAY YOU SICK IDIOT. va te faire foutre!

5people to do this:
any 5, i'm not choosy <:

Man. These quizzes are really hard -.- But I'm addicted! Haha.

Seeya.